Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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