You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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