So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.