girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops