i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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