he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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