i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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