If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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