A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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