Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow