the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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