I wanna bring you to show and tell
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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