I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize