On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.