This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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