you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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