Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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