just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize