Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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