Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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