Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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