And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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