I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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