did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
my phone needs a breathalizer
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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