drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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