Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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