Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i think im in europe. pls send help
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