maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.