I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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