"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was born a porn star she said
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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