nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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