Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
