Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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