At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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