you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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