idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao