Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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