Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go