no, he came in my armpit
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.