Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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