Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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