I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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