just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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