was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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