I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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