When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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