Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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