what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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