I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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