I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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