I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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