you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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