I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??