i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet