He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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