just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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i think my cat just said my name.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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